Blasphemy

Neurotic Muse

Inspiring the grammatically challenged with wooden bats for over a century...

"Modern Affairs" - New ADULT One-Shot for Slash Backslash Contest!
Smell in Rain
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I was inspired. What can I say? Why else would someone write 10,000-words-worth of gay porn? Lol. Uhm, I'm horribly embarrassed to post it under my usual penname but since it's based off true, personal events, I might as well. It's very much about loving more than one person at a time, something I truly believe in, and giving up the person so they'll be truly happy. A second part is working about in my head but I'll wait until after the contest ends. Story's below the cut. I'll be posting on Twilighted soon though I'll probably avoid fanfiction.net due to content. We'll see. Comment, yes yes? 
 




 

CLICK HERE TO READ! )

ASR - PART SIX (Sneak Peek)
Blasphemy
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Terribly sorry that it's taking me so long to post the sixth and final chapter of A Soft Refusal. I just don't want it to end, you understand. But, I've posted a sneak preview below, about a fourth of the full chapter, so you get what's going to happen. Enjoy!


Click to read CH. 6 -- SNEAK PEEK! )

A Soft Refusal - PART FIVE
Yule Ball Dramione
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So here's the big romantic climax, guys! It was supposed to be the finale but I've extended the story one more chapter. Please keep in mind that this is an M-rated story! Ye be warned.


To read PART FIVE of A SOFT REFUSAL, click here... )

A Soft Refusal - PART FOUR
Pretty Hermione
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Part Four is here! Sorry it took a few days. I got food poisoning and got sidetracked. I'd originally planned five parts so this is the prelude to the big fight. Someone dies. Boo. And someone hooks up. Woot! Do you think I should go into full detail or no? I don't really see this being a pornorific story but up to you guys.
 

To read PART FOUR of A SOFT REFUSAL, click here... )

A Soft Refusal - PART THREE
Blasphemy
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Part Three was posted on Fanfiction.net last night but I forgot to post it here as well. I hope you're all enjoying the ride! It'll be over soon.

To read PART THREE of A SOFT REFUSAL, click here... )

A Soft Refusal - PART TWO
Blasphemy
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Voila! Because it's midnight here and I just couldn't wait for you all to read it. Sorry if they're not edited but I'll eventually get to it. It should be legible. Enjoy!

To read PART TWO of A SOFT REFUSAL, click here... )


A Soft Refusal - PART ONE
Yule Dancers
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It seems FFnet is having some issues so I've posted A Soft Refusal: Part One below. Part Two comes tomorrow and, if ffnet hasn't resolved whatever's going on, you can of course always find it here on my LJ. Thank you all who've followed me here and pardon the inconvenience. Oh and I'm sorry if some italics were lost in the process.

As always, reviews are lovely.




To read PART ONE of A SOFT REFUSAL, click here... )

City of Ink - Ch. 10 - NOW UP!
Jace 1
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Yup! It's finally here, guys! Chapter Ten of City of Ink is off the to-do list. Chapter Eleven is a doozy but I'm working on it. It's a big fight scene that I've envisioned since the beginning. Oh and, for the clever ones who noticed, you're right. Magnus hasn't worn white yet. Not once. It's going to come up closer to the end. It may or may not be what you think. And Izzy has already fallen in love. A lot. She still has that choice to make at the end with the Seelie Court so... yea. LOTS of sadness coming soon.

CLICK HERE TO READ CH. 10!
AND DON'T FORGET TO VOTE AT THE MORTAL ARCHIVE AWARDS!!!

Oh! I almost forgot to mention that I'm doing another NC-17 Alec/Magnus piece titled The Left-Behind. This time, it's voyeurism instead of cutting. There's some bruising, a little beating up, and Jace gets involved though not quite how you think. It's almost done so expect it soon. I'll be posting on LJ and Facebook so keep tuned in! I'm sorry but I can't post this stuff on fanfiction.net and trying to navigate the adultfanfiction.net menu is like navigating a maze while on acid. So yea, yay for kinky slash!

Kisses.
-Grace.

New novel officially titled!
Blasphemy
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The new novel you've heard of is officially titled "Son of Man" and it will be posted exclusively on Twilighted.net. I'm very sorry to those who follow me on fanfiction.net but I've reserved that site for my Harry Potter and Mortal Instruments work. I promise I haven't abandoned them, except maybe Dreaming I'm Alive and SpellMaster's Revenge. I haven't felt the urge to write those in a while. I just so dread writing fight scenes and haven't gotten past them. It seems I'm destined to write AU/AH after all.

The summary is at the end of the Extras chapter in Screwing Up. The first banner is below. Both may be subject to change!




Matching MySpace Layout for SU Fans
Screwing Up Cover
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So, since everyone seemed to love the original banner to Screwing Up, you should probably know that it's got a matching MySpace layout. I don't really do the whole MySpace thing anymore (Facebook and Twilighted are so much better) but you're welcome to put it on yours! A preview is below. Click it to see the codes. ADVANCED HTML USERS ONLY! Don't use if you have never used a DIV layout before.



New COVER to Screwing Up!!!
Blasphemy
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I pulled out all my Photoshop skills on this one, folks. It took a few hours but I was inspired and thought it wasn't fair that SU didn't have its own cover. It's had banners but that's strictly for Twilighted. So here it is. I present the first official cover to Screwing Up!





Icons coming soon and I'll try to make an HQ version of the top manip for you guys to use. Gotta share the wealth, yes yes?
-Grace.


UPDATE: The wallpaper is here! You may use it for HQ manips or whatever it is people do with other people's manips. Just comment with a link if you use. I'd LOVE to see what you do with it. I have an even larger version available but I can't seem to get my internet to work. Oh well. It's large enough. Enjoy!


CLICK ON THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ENLARGE!

Cover to Possible New Twilight Fic
Blasphemy
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So, I made this manip of Bella and decided I needed a fic to go along with it. I might just make it a ridiculously long one-shot. I dunno. No plans for a novel yet. So far, all I have is the cover and a basic storyline. I promise I won't start it until I finish Screwing Up (and all my Harry Potter stuff). Lol. Like the cover? No, it's not Edward but you can bet he's watching.



Header Contest!
Pretty Hermione
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Don't get excited. I'm not hosting anything quite yet. But, I did enter the header contest for Lion_Lamb, one of my absolute favorite communities on LJ and certainly one of the best Twilight sites out there. Mine's not the best -- I'm partial to #63 myself so I'd be just as happy if you voted for it -- but, if you want to make an old girl happy, vote for #79. I did it somewhat last minute so it's not my greatest work.

Click here to view all of the selections.
Only ONE vote please. Don't get the admins mad at me.

LOVE YOU ALL,
Gracie/NeuroticMuse413


New Banner!
Blasphemy
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SU has a new banner in honor of the Indie Twific Awards nomination. (We didn't make it to the top 10 but thanks anyway for voting, guys.) I don't want to put it up on Twilighted because of the obvious nudity but, well, I love it too much not to. It illustrates a scene from later on in the chapters so enjoy the spoilers. I made the manips myself. Might make icons later. That's really Kristen Stewart's face. Not sure how she came out.


Copy and paste the code below to post the new banner on your pages!


Love you all!

SU - Ch. 4 Preview
Edward Bella
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First four pages of Chapter Four! For everyone who follows me here. Just waiting on beta approval to post on ffnet. If you haven't already, check out the Screwing Up Twilighted forum.

CLICK HERE TO READ! )

SU - Ch. 3 Special Scene
Blasphemy
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As promised, here are the first three pages of chapter three. Thank you all.

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Indie Love for All! + SU Announcement
Blasphemy
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'Ello, 'ello!



So, since I have this little blog handy, I'm going to squeal like a little girl over this Swedish Indie songwriter I discovered named Jose Gonzalez. He's part Argentinian, hence the name. For some reason, he reminds me of Robert Pattinson's style of acoustic guitar meets really beautiful, simple lyrics. I hadn't heard of him because he released in Europe first in 2003. We didn't even get to hear him in the US till 2005 and he's not mainstream. But, he's brilliant. So I'm pimping him out. He is the epitome of Edward in Screwing Up and I plan to use several of his songs in the official soundtrack. The fact that he was studying biochemistry before hitting it bit is just too perfect to deny. He's my Edward right now.

You can hear him at www.jose-gonzalez.com or on my soundtracks.



Also, I've decided that I'll be rewarding my followers here on LJ by posting snippets of upcoming chapters here on LJ. I'll also be posting spoiler pics and whatnot first in the Official Announcement post above. I've changed the date so it'll always be on top.

Thank you greatly and enjoy!
-Gracie/NeuroticMuse413.


Screwing Up - A Twilight Fanfic - Official Announcement
Edward Bella
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SUMMARY: Edward and Jasper are lifelong rivals at Forks Academy for the rich, the bored, and the irrevocably horny. When Edward and Bella are paired up for an overnight psychology experiment, Edward gets his chance to woo his enemy's best friend, the real girl of his dreams – if the hallucinations let him. Meanwhile, long-buried secrets resurface and threaten the only family they’ve ever known.


WARNINGS:
AU, AH. OOC. E/B POVs, Mature Language, Drug Abuse, Underage Drinking, Sexual Situations… General M-rated goodness. No Jacob. No cutting, rape, or teen pregnancy. Just Freud vs. Jung.

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OFFICIAL PLAYLIST:

 



Recipe from Ch. 6 of LLHG
Blasphemy
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MY RECIPE FOR HERMIONE’S CHICKEN:

 

Brown Sugar/Soy Sauce Chicken

 

1 cup chicken broth

2 tablespoons brown sugar

1-2 cups sliced, oven-roasted chicken breast

(I buy the frozen, pre-cooked packages and they come out pretty great)

2 tablespoons soy sauce (extra thick, if you have it)

1 tablespoon cornstarch

A handful of diced bell pepper mix, optional though delightfully colorful and tasty

Half a can of green beans

1 tablespoon minced ginger root

 

1. Mix broth, soy sauce, brown sugar, cornstarch, and ginger in sauce pan. Mix well then heat on medium high until bubbly and thick, stirring constantly.

2. Remove from heat. Add chicken, green beans, and peppers.

3. Serve over white rice and/or linguine alfredo.


New Cover to City of Ink!
Blasphemy
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I have gone crazy looking for the right girl. I haven't been too happy with the sketches done of Clary so far and there are so few that I'd feel awful using someone else's sketches for my own twisted purposes. And, since there's no movie, I can't use the bloody actors. Thus, I ended up with this digital painting by Sarah, who is just brilliant at eyes. Those are the actual TMI runes on her arm by the way. Enjoy.


UPDATE: The icons are in! And they match! I wanted to do some quote icons - kind of like Jace and Magnus' greatest hits - but I just suck at it horribly. If someone out there does icons, I'd appreciate it. I'm going to post my favorite quotes below later on. The official font for COI is "Agatha". You can find it anywhere.

         

         

         

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